The people metformin hydrochloride have spoken. The world has had enough and so have I. The oversaturated modern vampire genre has reached its breaking point. The Twilight saga… True Blood… The Vampire Diaries… Hellcats… Things have gotten seriously out of hand around here. Vampires had a chance to redeem themselves with 2009’s Cirque Du Freak adaptation, The Vampire’s Assistant, but that turned out to be the worst raping of a good book since God Hates Us All was turned into A Crazy Little Thing Called Love. The time has come to kill off this cinematic plague with an anti-vampire remake about the world’s most prolific anti-vampire. I am of course talking about the one they call Blade…

Tarzan is considered metformin 500 mg for weight loss the last film of the Disney Renaissance. The house that Walt built had a good run from 1988 to 1999, starting with that movie about that little mermaid (I believe it was called “Escapades of a Sea Ginger”) and ending with well, Tarzan. It is considered to be the end of the Renaissance because once you make a film with a Phil Collins soundtrack, there’s nowhere to go but down. Disney knew they ought to go out on top, so they did.

Space Jam is the most culturally and aesthetically significant film ever made featuring Wayne Knight in a supporting role. Upon its release it transcended the worlds of sports and cinema like no other movie before or since. It is perhaps most noteworthy for launching the athletic career of Michael Jordan. Prior to Space Jam, ‘His Airness’ was little more than a once-promising high school and college athlete that now bided his time toiling away in baseball’s minor leagues. Inspired by the movie’s realistic depiction of the game of basketball, Jordan would move on to the NBA and go down as one of the most well-rounded basketball players of the mid 90’s.

The machines rose from the ashes of
Hollywood fire. Their war to make
mankind watch movies in 3D has raged
for decades, but the final battle would
not be fought after Avatar, it would be
fought here, in the nineties…
Tonight…

Are you watching closely?

Every great Christopher Nolan movie consists of three things. The first part is called “The Pledge”. The director shows you something extraordinary: a device that lets someone enter peoples’ dreams, a bat-man, or Scarlet Johansson in a corset. Perhaps he invites you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, practical, not CGI. The second part is called “The Turn”.

Most film historians will concur that the second greatest movie of all time is Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which itself is a remake of the greatest movie of all time, Merian C. Cooper’s King Kong. Those who were around back in 2005 probably remember Jackson’s Kong as the cinematic juggernaut that won Best Picture and absolutely blitzed The Chronicles of Narnia at the box office. The only way to capture some of that glory again is to remake the eighth greatest movie of all time (3-7 have already been remade), Dino De Laurentiiss’s King Kong.